So Thordora asked about mutant freakiness for this month's Pulsate Olympics.
There's only one thing mutant-freaky about me, and it's TMI - so stop reading now if you don't want to know. I'm going to white it out, since my AmeriCorps program director has the address to this blog, and as cool of a guy as John is I don't think he really wants nor needs to know this. Those of you who want to read can highlight below for the fun.
My superpower is the ability to have multiple orgasms. Like Ol' Man River, they just keep rolling along. From whence this talent came I don't think I'll ever know. I first realized I was "abnormal" when my highschool boyfriend commented on it.
"Christ, you just don't stop, do you?"
He wasn't exactly the most tactful of boys, but he was GOOD with his hands. And I didn't know that not everybody had multiple orgasms as easily as breathing. This talent tended to either irk, annoy, or amuse the rest of my lovers. I just kept wondering if I was a freak.
Now, I stand proudly with my superpower. Well, except when I'm...you know.
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...she was looking for some well-mannered frivolity.
Just the facts, Ma'am.
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7 comments:
I have that superpower as well. It rocks when it's working! :) I think most women would if they just loosened the fuck up. :)
Amen sistah! I have this ability when the stars are aligned right- it's certainly not as easy as breathing:)
Amen sistah! I have this ability when the stars are aligned right- it's certainly not as easy as breathing:)
I believe it's more common than most think. ;)
Kudos to you though for sharing something like that!
Congrats for the win & the talent. I am in sisterhood w/ ya on that one. I can't imagine having just one. How boring that must be ;)
Congrats, Heather!
I'm afraid I'm tethered by my gender to just one at a time. But I'm really good with my hands...
I have that same Super Power and wouldn't want to lose it for the world. In fact my lexapro seems to be dampening it and it's driving both my and dh crazy!
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