I have a zit on my bum. I realize this happens from time to time. However, it is one of those nasty bright red, hard and hot ones. You know, the sort that are nigh impossible to pop so I can put myself out of my misery?
And it hurts to sit on a hard surface.
Why, at a time when the skin on my face looks relatively fabulous, has the skin on my bum gone haywire?
And to add insult to injury, the underwire just popped on the last bra I have that fits. The rest are all too small in the cups or have sustained similar underwire injuries.
I am going to fucking cry now. When you have boobs as big as mine, bras are not cheap nor plentiful. And I have no money.